* I ask Lincoln what he wants for breakfast. He says candy, and, as if it makes any difference, goes to great lengths to stress that he only wants ONE peice of candy when I say no. I leave him screaming and crying in his chair for a few minutes, then return to see if he's changed his mind. He has! YAY! He now wants mac and cheese. The kind with Cars on it. And honestly, I would have fixed the kid mac and cheese just to shut him up, but there was no time. So he had to suffer through a bowl of instant oatmeal, giving me the stink eye the entire time.
*Lincoln called Richard a "stupid head." I'm sure that this language is the work of Kendall...the biggest bitch at the playground. I never thought it was possible to hate a small child, but Kendall is quickly becoming the bane of my existence. Bitch.
This is obviously Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka, but dude, if you knew Kendall, you would think this was HILARIOUS, as she looks and acts just like the side eye pictured above.
*And now I'm at work, counting down the minutes to 5 o'clock....because it's Friday, and I'm ready to get the heck outta dodge!
No big plans, maybe a date with Monsier Cheese, at what can only be described as the happiest place
Have a great weekend!!
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